suctioning:

Thanks to my axe™ body spray and nike™ elite socks I have over 12 gf’s

breadonly:

WHAT THE FUCK

quiixotical:

bill:

ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOBAW

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[VERY SMALL VOICE] foobaw!

croatoanhero:

Harley is a gift from God.

Macaroni and poison. It’s like mac and cheese, but with a special ingredient.

The cast of OITNB gets interviewed for Elle Magazine (x)

kayleefabulous:

MY ANACONDA-

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hass0utobi:

When you joke about something in a video game and it actually fucking happens

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